After the lousy opposition miserably and predictably lost the election, only one of them remained sane enough to accept that shit was really tight their sides and conceded defeat, and coincidentally, it was the only woman candidate, a one Beti Olive.
She rode mainly on the federo ticket, some shit we non-voters don’t give a rat’s behind about, and also on the female ticket, “it’s time for the women to have a chance to be on top”, she didn’t intend any pun!
But critically looking at women in power, it just doesn’t seem like the right time. The few that have tried haven’t been that “motherly”, like Margeret Thatcher or almost “on top” Hillary Clinton with their dictatorial tendencies. Even in the damn Bible, chicks are wicked and prostitutional, u wonder what the authors were thinking, let’s examine these extinct bitches!
Eve:
According to the ki holy book, this bitch is single handedly responsible for us going thru bullshit times like elections and Buganda riots, coz the creator was so pissed by the actions of her “handsome baby”, not Winnie’s Besigye, but that “sucker for apples” Adam, that he has since sent all of us humans to “toil till the death and haha like NSSF’s Jamwa"!
The book says that the snake convinced Eve to insist on a chow….i mean, an apple, and it’s her weakness that allowed for her to convince “baby face” Adam into sin, hence our current troubles, but you don’t believe that do ya?? Even my housegirl, if she really wanted, could give me that apple, that’s my weakness bible punk, leave Eve out of it!
Jezebel:
The biggest sex symbol of the ages till Madonna and Janet Jackson showed up! This chick was referred to as a pagan coz she insast on believing in her own gods, and the rituals involved heavy chows that even the Shadow’s angels would shudder. She used this religion to have her political enemies killed (as if she couldn’t charge them with rape or treason) until she herself was disemboweled and fed to a pack of dogs. Nga the bible is violent!!
Bathsheba:
Solomon’s mom didn’t come into the picture after her ballistic son, but rather in a bizarre sexual story before Solomon, but av really hahad this book, it’s for PG 25!!
It was a cool breezy ki afternoon, the day of the week unknown, when King David was strolling in his compound; his eyes then moved over to the fountain at the end of the compound, where a ballistic naked chick was taking a shower. He immediately called his Interior Minister to start tapping her phone, from where he was told she was the wife to one of the army commanders.
He summoned the Chief of Defence and asked for the chick’s husband, a one Uriah, to be immediately deployed at the frontlines of Garamba, from where he was quickly and obviously killed, those machete boys were not fooling!
In consolation, he brought her to his house and married the damn chick, and henceforth stopped her from showering at the fountain, lest some other king, probably the Kimeze chap of Kayunga, spots her ballisticness. But, the chick was preggers with Uriah’s kid, but by some magic, that kid got nipped in the bud, and sent to heaven before the 9 months prescribed time by David’s OBGYNs, so David proceeded and did the damn thing and out came Solomon as the “original first born”. Now that’s sex, intrigue, murder….....as if a ki-nigeria!
Delilah:
This one was described as a philistine prostitute from the start, probably picked up from the Speke Road of the philistine streets. Her intelligence brief, ordered by the torturous ISO garbage of the time was to seduce that Israelite strongman Samson with her ballistic brown-browness so he tells her his secret, just like the snake did to Eve. Nga men we have suffered with chicks!!
That fucker went down, and told her the secret, the bitch hadn’t even asked for dimes!! What gives!!!
With this little history about chicks, Beti Olive thus got 0.15% of the votes!!!
