Why he failed to vote!!

Why Olara Otunnu failed to vote:

10 - He got a wife on valentine’s day, it was more important to stay with her.

9 – His lucky red shirt he used on valentine’s day was still dirty, he couldn’t come out.

8 – Like many karimojong, he didn’t know it was voting day.

7 – He thought it was NRM day.

6 – He listened to ALL the candidates, and couldn’t think of who to vote for.

5 – He failed to find Obote’s name on the ballot paper.

4 – His name was on the Luweero register, he has instituted a truth commission.

3 – He thought it was 1980 and Paolo Muwanga would automatically announce UPC as winners.

2 – He woke up and realized Kigundu was still head of the EC!

And the number 1 reason;

1 – He came to his senses and said “Fuck it!!! Who am I kidding!!!”