We finally rejected the whole idea of the sabath, aka the 7th day, Sunday, as a so called holy day, where we cross our hands across our chests, and sit in a building pretending to be all nice and stuff, and listen to that same ol boring chap chatter away gibber jabber!
Mass is supposed to be a cool experience, but chaps be collapsing due to exhaustion caused by boredom. Chaps be sitting up there at the high table, a.k.a alter, telling us how sinful we are. U are usually not supposed to even speak, lest the angels will remove all the remaining airtime on your phone! Just do what the priests tell you!
So here I was this Sunday flipping channels, like at say 4pm, then I come across NBS and they are streaming JCTV, no need really to explain the acronyms, and there is this boring white chap dressed all up in robes and bling he looked like royalty, coz this was a catholic arrangement. This chap was talking with so much confidence I was sure he had God on speed dial;
He was like, according to my sick head;
“God, whats up!! Wat it is wat it do dawg!!! Now look, I have some buggers here in my congregation, WEEEAAAAKKK chaps I tell ya! These chaps, I re-ya-lly don’t click their stuffs! This pumpkin Steven last week had anatha chick, and u can imagine after all those promises of sijui what you have put together no man can put asunder, but this bugger has just put things asunder, mbu he couldn’t resist urges from his house maid, wama God, what should I do to this punk?? Last time I gave him a punishment of saying 7 Hail Mary’s, but Jesus called and said Mary was pissed, mbu some chap kept praying to her, while she tried to take her nap! Kati get back to me as soon as u can, senk uman, what would I do without you!!”
Then ofcourse he added a ka quote from oba Timothy 1 verse who!
Believers in the religious faiths usually get pissed off with some of us that have broken ranks with their usual boring beliefs! Some of us crossed over to NRM, FDC and recently to the Buganda Kingdom also! I have been praying for dimes for like 7 years, then when I got some ka little amount, these iron bar chaps found me at the gate and took it all! Neva to even pray for it, they just woke up and that was it, picked up an iron bar and made dimes!
Now am praying for a crib at the Bugos flats on JCTV!
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