Women emancipation!!

Chicks are truly the hardest to understand creatures, in the eyes of we chaps!! At least a cow will moooo very hard when she wants to be milked, a bitch aka female dog will bark all night as she calls all he dogs for a chow, right across the hill from where she has perched her horny self!! A woman however…..whooo!

This is the reason for this rant….sori chicks, but what the hell??

The NGO, going by some name like FOWODE, I think its Forum for Democratic Change for Chicks, but no, there’s no C in FOWODE! Anywho, they are Forum for Women Development! They have partnered with some senior chicks from the Uganda Law Society to amend the bill on marriage and divorce.

Apparently, these WEAK chicks spent like 2 or so weeks hidden away from their husbands and little campus boys at some resort kinda hotel in Entebbe to come up with the amended domestic relations bill, that was presented to parliament just here here 2 days ago! Among the amendments, these are the major striking ones;

1- Impotent men who marry should be criminalized! Lets review this crap;
If your bu guys cant swim to their intended targets, your sorry ass will be dragged to the nearest court of law, where u shall probably be facing Justice Faith Mwondha!! U shall be screaming like a little bitch as she sentences yo non-perfoming self for like 20 years in jail, where yo buttocks shall be subject to punishment by REAL men!!

2- A widow shall not be inherited! Le me cheee!
Apparently it has been practice for a man’s brother to inherit his wife upon his demise! See this only means that if Henry’s brother Harry was married to Halle Berry, Henry would drive a dagger into Harry, and viola, there he has a ballistic chick!

3- Bride price shall not be refunded upon divorce! Really??
In other words, those bu cows chaps have been claiming back after being flushed like a dead goldfish in a WC toilet shan’t be seen no more! What baffles the mind however is, chaps have been re-claiming their cows?? WEAK!!

Ok fine, those may have been as if important, but that shit of “a woman will refuse a chow and will not be subject to a beating”, or “she takes half the property after divorce” or “is entitled to a divorce on grounds of impotence on the part of the chap”, now why would anyone want to legalise the usual ways of life?

Us non-partisan chaps were busy chilling, having heard that a group of chicks were sitting at a resort bringing in some amendments to our laws, we thought they were going to do some heavy stuff about riots, we thought they were going to abolish kingdoms, we thought they were coming up with some shit about outsourcing and the fibre optic sea cable, but wapi!!!! It’s a chow!

Therefore next time u see a bunch of women gathered together after a riot, just know their conversation will be something like;

“Eh mama, they have killed Wasswa”

“My goodness, that means Kato is now yours? But bambi, he is choo ka cute!!”

“But when do u think the riots will end, becoz now I want to move in to Kato’s ASAP!”

“But I heard he is impotent…..eh, can u hear those bullets, it seems they are still rioting!”

“Ok I have a plan, when these riots end, we shall change the bill, so that impotent men can be divorced, or such that Kato doesn’t inherit me”

“But shouldn’t we wait for the president’s state of the nation address first?”

“Kyoka u ka girl, all those things don’t matter, its only what’s in the house that counts, let those men fight”

I now want to know what Caster Semenya thinks of all this!! This is the first person with a good idea of what both sides think!