Bad times these are….1 post in October!! Let me check my bank balance to confirm that I have been “busy minting real dimes”, unlike bullshit Ezra, the man with more arrest warrants than his bank balance….yep, 50,000 is in! Time well used.
So what’s the deal….iyo, in this shanty dusty area of ours lately…
Dr Besigye’s sister, also a doctor, has decided that bullshit medicine has no dimes after all! Kumbe all this time she thought Besigye was a fool to abandon his ka clinic “The Surgery” among other professional businesses to join politics! “That’s where the dimes are bitch”, it seems he told her while she was touring his palatial residence off Gayaza Road. “Sis, this bathroom you see here, forget mike Mukula’s shit of a CD player, mine has a USB thingy where u just plug in the flash with a number, then the water will become the temperature of that number….hmmm, I should holla at the African Woman photographers!”
The chick abandoned her thesis, “Study on the real concoction that can kill mosquitoes and other parasites and eradicate child diseases” and quickly opted to write a book bashing the “fundamental change” guy, “mbu he fought to stop election rigging..”. As we would have it, we are now 1 doctor less, and this one was not even because of brain drain….oh wait, maybe her brain has been drained.
The brother (of the ballistic house) was in the Supreme court, but not because of the book. He was petitioning them to ask the bu guys at the high court to give him a break from this treason bullshit so he can campaign and move to a bigger house in Ebbs! They allowed.
The Gava chaps are however insisting that unless this guy stops wanting to move into that Ebbs house, they still have “evidence” to “pin” him, words that have become so cliché we are sick! Let the guy be godamit! (I could get arrested for this shit – cyber crime they call it)
In the Ministry of potholes, 50 kilometers of the Kabale - Kisoro “highway” was handed over to the government yesterday. There is still no idea as to where they had taken this road but yesterday it showed up, so they (the guys handing over) did the damn handing thingy.
The bastards at KCC have opened a war on residents and businesses. Our houses are being showered with warning letters from their agents “Bageine & Co” ati they are demanding property rates. These silly lumpens whose Head is putting it’s behind on Museveni have had their bank accounts frozen like sperm at Dr Ssali’s fertility clinic because the Mayor put his behind on the Town Clerk and she protested, so they could no longer see eye to eye. (behind to behind perhaps)
Since the town clerk signs off on all different cheques to be stolen by these officials, the Mayor asked court to block the bank accounts.The stranded lumpens at the Town Clerk’s office then embarked on a “drive” to raise dimes, and instead of calling Ezra for a few fake ones, they decided to raid homes and businesses collecting Local Service Tax and Property Rates. Any complaints about where the money was going since we are surrounded by pot holes were met with a copy of “Uganda’s Local Government Tax Laws handbook – not written by Besigye’s sister edition!!”
In the region of Busoga (yep, the chaps that have 2 Kings), a well-organised terrorist group infiltrated the area in swarms not known before to human kind. These bastards put al-shabaab to shame in their methodology and evasiveness even to the highly trained PGB and CDC forces from the Ministry of Health. The Al-Jiggers have been setting camp on people’s toes and fingers and wrecking mayhem on these broke chaps who can’t afford “safety pins” and Blue Star bar soap!
Their RDC (the most useless political appointees) was over-heard asking for a by-law to make personal hygiene compulsory. “Mr Speaker Sir, we ask you to make it a criminal act for people in Busoga if they don’t shower for 2 straight days…” the guy seemed to say.
Al-Shabbab members have been sent to study the methodologies of these body part terrorists since metal detectors are killing their business!
Well, that’s just about it from the ballistic land…..
now, back to increase on that 50k in the bank!
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