Time for Defections!!

News streamin’ in from my fav institution, the church, has it that “5 Bishops Defect to Catholic Church”. Confused as I usually be, I thought this was a typo error, thinking they had mistaken “Church” for “NRM”, coz chaps be defecting on a daily (if you blindly believe The New Vision).

To know that the typo errors were too many, consider these;

Last week, 3 UPC chaps “defected” to the movement. 2 were retired and 1 was active. The UPC said “they were of no consequence so they can BURST!!”.

In the church, 2 of the defecting chaps were retired, 3 were active, and the gay Bishop of Canterbury was like “well, 2 were retired, of no consequence, and as for the rest of those 3 little buggers, well they were so low in ranks that we can only sit by and wish them well….”

Any difference…..let’s see more coincidence;

The UPC is an opposition party, and so is the Anglican Church. These Anglican guys used to be known as “Protestants” till they heard that even the NRA had changed it’s name to a more popular UPDF, and “Reform Agenda” became “FDC” then “IPC”, so who the heck are they to maintain an unpopular militaristic name, coz it did quite sound like “Protestors”.

“Protestants” were mainly protesting the fact that their leaders were not allowed to legally chow their members of the congregation to senseless levels that they were forced to marry them. All they wanted was to marry! So they defected! And took the same Bible with them while at it!

Now, some of them are returning, just like the UPC fellaz! It comes at a backdrop of the Pope’s recent visit to Britain. No wonder they call him the “Holy See”, guy’s got vision godamit. We don’t know who his “Amama Mbabazi” is that paid these guys to defect, or whether they will be named Ministers in the Pope’s next Vatican cabinet re-shuffle.

In more disturbing news from the land of faith, little-known but wanting to be very known Pastor Sempa was at it again….showing gay porn in his church! What’s with this lumpen…and where the hell does he get gay porn??!! Even the hardest erotic movie dealers can never have this shit…..coz they don’t have it (and probably never want to)! We should investigate whether the Pastor acts in these movies himself! Chaps just beg him one thing;

“Sir Pastor, we have come here to get redeemed, please help us get “Born Again”!

All he hears is “We want to watch that gay Porn Again!!!”

And he does;

The shit we do for publicity!