Get rich or try dying....

The rate at which we want to get rich…real quick, is quite alarming. Kla has been attacked by a socially contagious disease known as network marketing, and the ring leader of this financial circus is a company named Quest Net, who come hot on the heels of Tianshe and GNLD, which sounds like a rapper’s name. These chaps can make you resign your job for this shit.

The first thing they shall be quick to tell you is that “this is not a scam”, and they shall send you to websites with “investors” penning glorious reviews about how their lives changed the day they were introduced to this “investment of a lifetime”.

The characters peddling these financial falsehoods have been trained….really well, to ensure they get dimes from you, and your friends, so if any chap calls and tells you the following, be wary;

“Hey buddy, are you sitting down? I hope you are, coz this will KNOCK YOU OUT! Are you tired of working for a boss? Do you hate it when you have to wait for a salary? Do you want to go for holiday ANYTIME and ANY PLACE you want? Are you tired of me asking all these obvious questions? If your answers are yes, Congratulations, you are a winner and I am here to help you!

What am going to tell you has been kept a big secret by the richest men on the planet. Do you know how Donald Trump makes billions? 2 words….network marketing!

All you need to do is bring in all your friends into our company, and the money we use for advertising shall be given to you. You’ll be a millionaire in 1 year tops. How long would it take you in your current job to be a millionaire?”

Most members of this scheme are corporate employees who are actually sick of their bosses and will hold on to anything to realize their dreams. One member who has been in this scheme and has been employed by a top corporate company was seen driving around in his new ML Mercedes….he claimed “it had nothing to do with his job as a procurement manager, and that the stationary actually got lost in transit, the benz was from selling bio discs”, and he has refused to resign his job for this new lucrative venture…..we don’t know why.

Another government official who joined this scam…..erm sori, scheme, was plotting to use these proceeds from this new found venture to build an arcade and name it “Mama Nantume Plaza”. He claims he will fully finance this plaza from proceeds from “network marketing”, and swears on his kid’s graves that he did not use the money signed for Aggreko that went missing! He has also refused to resign from that low paying job at the ministry, deciding to give less concentration on that money minting Tianshe herb!

If you really want to make quick dimes however, forget this network nonsense, the only rich guys in it are the actors in their promotional videos, you could however get rich real quick by either selling cocaine, playing lotto games, betting on Uganda Cranes, becoming a politician in KCC, turning into a Ho-fessional at Speke road or simply join NSSF as the MD. These will however get you killed real quick either in prison or by suicide……but at least you tried!