The world has just become too funny!
Libya’s government, led by Muamar Ghadaffi, has just asked UK Premier David Cameron and his entire government to step down because they had “lost all legitimacy”.
Libya said, "Cameron and his government must leave after the popular uprising against them and the violent repression of peaceful demonstrators by police. Cameron and his government have lost all legitimacy. These riots show that the British people reject this government which is trying to impose itself through force. We call on the UN Security Council and the international community not to stay with it's arms crossed in the face of the flagrant violation of the rights of the British people."
In the meantime, Iran has urged Britain to show "restraint" in dealing with rioters. Foreign Ministry spokesman asked "the British government to prevent the use of violence by the police, and to engage in dialogue with the protestors and examine their demands in order to restore calm".
Zimbabwe President Mugabe urged Britain to first put out the fires in it's own house before trying to start fires in other people's houses. "Britain, I understand is on fire, especially London and we hope they can extinguish their fire, pay attention to their internal problems and to that fire which is now blazing all over, and leave us alone", Mugabe said.
In the meantime, 3rd world dictator governments the world over have issued fresh travel advisories to their citizens intending to visit the UK. They have asked all their citizens to evacuate the country, which has been plunged in total chaos for the past 5 days, “only essential personnel in embassies may remain”, the advisory added, stopping short of saying, “that’s if we still have relations with UK and still have an embassy”.
The International Olympic Committee is also being asked, by these same chaps, to see if the 2012 Olympics may be moved to a country with no chaos, like Chad! Nations are advising their sportsmen not to go for the Olympics if they are to be held in chaotic London.
Foreign sportsmen, especially those in the premier league, are advised to evacuate their families and leave only essential staff like translators as they wait for the kick off. They are however advised to keep in touch with their embassies in case they too need immediate evacuation.
Now this is the New World Order.....coming on the heels of China telling the US to sort it's financial mess....or else!!
Sometimes it feels nice to be in the 3rd world, we welcome the UK to our lifestyle, as we wait for walk to work nonsense, and show them how rioters are handled!
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