First, Mr Seezi Cheeye, that chap that used to split the atom in his Uganda Confidential, spilling beans, or rather spilling atomic matter, on corrupt chaps, ended up doing the same stuff he was preaching against! Ok we know Pastor Kayanja smuggles wine, but him he was just trying to practice what his boss told him! According to mind readers, Kayanja knows that Jesus turned water into wine, so for him he decided to use boats on water to bring in lots of wine, probably for his flock, or he was going to sell them at Karuka! Practice what u preach!
Now just as city buildings were collapsing and markets catching fire, Mr Cheeye, also collapsed, like some un-finished NSSF building! Some chaps who had been grabbed by traffic cops for overspeeding were telling the cops "do u know who I am, let me call for u someone and u talk to him, you are making a big mistake!" "Hello, office assistant, please get me through to Mr Cheeye, some police lumpens are trying to arrest me, let him talk to them" "Erm, am very sorry sir, but u may have to join him where he has gone" "What!!!! Thats impossible, but the man is untouchable, ok please get me through to Jim Muh-wealthy please!" "Sir, your shit is tight, he is also being investigated!!"
"Officer, please just have this 20 thou, am very sori i disturbed you"
"But u nyankoles ello, u just be here ku-manyiraing us ello, u step out of the vi-he-ko we are going to our establishment, next time be nice ello....."
Now we ordinary chaps have to find other "big men" to look up to, i wonder who has Muhoozi's number! As a member of "the axis of sacrificers for this country", reyally we can rely on this chap!
But atleast 1 billion has been refunded to the Gobal fund account since the investigations began. Equity bank should forget all that nonsense of "wedding meeting loan" and start a "Global fund refund" scheme to sort out these chaps, who had used the dime to put up the buildings that probably collapsed, now their egos are collapsing too as they will be nobodys soon, after being handed out long term sentences and called names like "monster" by the judge!
The IGG has been running up and down claiming corrupt chaps are after her job! Now she can see that it's not exactly true! We hahad this chick, saying mbu it's God who appointed her! The last time a person on earth talked to God was some chap called Nebuchadnazer, oba what had happened. Those days the cellular companies were too ballistic, a king would just call the Amelia Kyambadde of God and be like "yo angel gabriella, put me thru to the big man, u see apparently the Philistines are planning to attack us, and i want to know whether we shall kick their asses or if i should flee to Garamba and organise peace talks" "Just a second please, Yo God, Nebuchadnazer is on line 2, he says its urgent"
These days we just be calling Warid to Warid, never to have God's number. Now the IGG is saying things might have changed. Maybe since Orange came in, they could be having an inter galactic network that allows calls to Ange Gabriella's station, coz she (IGG) keeps insisting she's doing God's work! God must have told her "Mwondha, chill, am there for you, don't dare step in parliament, you'll be out of a job faster than Cheeye, at least him he will keep writing his economic articles from a prison perspective, things like "how to survive the credit crunch of sugar, while in prison", u i don't have any other job for you"!
And that's how it goes!
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