Makerere University is the place to be whenever you are bored! Forget that Eduardo bullshit of second chance! Makerere is it! I wonder why they cant create a reality series simply titled “Makerere”! In the first week of this series, there would be a strike! The series will revolve around this reporter just moving around the halls trying to figure out why these lumpens are throwing stones at us chaps who be driving by the university and have nothing to do with their crappy lives.
A few students will be on camera talking bout’
“Sir, me I am to go on strike becoz of the beans”
“How did u get here, u don’t speak good English”
“Kasajja kamanyidde, what is your fault?”
It’s at this point that the reporter discovers that half the chaps on “strike” are mechanics and other louts from the nearby Wandegeya boda stage. Now that they have failed to sell their Rolexes, they are just angry at us chaps driving by!
The second episode will be about chaps living in the animal houses! Apparently these houses were constructed for pigs, cows and dogs! These species were all evicted in 1967, thus creating a new state for the human kind, as if Israel in Palestine! But now that there is a shortage of milk, the university management is convinced that the animals have connived with the cows and goats not to give any more milk until their borders of 1967 are restored!!
The gang leader of the university administration is convinced that one of his dogs watched “animal farm” while he was away, and it told the other animals about their rights! “Four legs good, 2 legs bad”, the dog had insisted to the cows and goats!
The families living in these houses have been given 3 weeks to vacate!
By the third episode of this reality series, chaps will be glued to their screens like they were watching Obama’s coronation….rather inauguration. The third episode will feature some chap hussling for his transcript! The chicks in the office will be drinking black tea, with a ka saucer on the side of ground nuts and hard maize corns, anti that’s what these silly chicks eat!
They will be telling this transcript chap “come next month”, for the next 5 years. Then the reporter will go to the lecturer’s homes, where he will be seeing chicks walking out with a copy of the next day’s exam after being chowed senseless by that lecturer of “business accounting!”
By the fourth episode, the chaps who made prison break will be rushing here to buy the rights for the movie “Makerere”
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