No!!!! U don't say!!!

This last Friday, Uganda celebrated 47 years, like a kid's birthday! The country was born in 1962 when the white chaps, who discovered the source of the nile, decided to drag their asses back to their counry of origin!

The celebrations were weird, if u are to pass by Kololo airstrip now, u'll notice a ki large billboard that was set up for the do! For the first time, a big billboard had been set up in Kampala that had nothing to do with a telecom company! And it read; 47 years of independence; 23 years of stability; Long live Uganda; Long live NRM!!

Reaaly, u don't say!!! We should sneak up there one night and add on our stuffs;

Errrm.....22 years of pot holes; Long live the ministry of works! 12 years of NSSF scandals; Long live Jamwa!

This however is not one of those rants about politics, Mwenda and the chaps of the observer already took that mantle! We are all here to review the happenings of the last week;

One was some lunatic that sat on top of the crane at the Hilton hotel. He was like "am gonna jump off this thingy here if u don't get me the press! The chaps from Uganda Confidenial were quick to the scene! The bugger then asked for the police! They brought in that spokesman who keeps saying "are we togezza"! The lumpen then asked for the president! Ok this had gone on too long, the policemen just dared the bugger to jump! We don't know how that ended.

Then the kingdom of Busoga got a second king. He was seen walking allover the backs of his "subjects". We really are independent, coz we have surely gone back to how we were before the british came, forget this ipod shit, al just lay there and the king walks on my back! Never mind that masters in financial management i have, as compared to his PLE certificate, he is the king goddamit! Now the muslims have 2 rival leaders, the basoga have 2 rival leaders, and the music industry is still voting between Bobi Wine and Bebe Cool.

These 2 little childish lumpens decided to compete! "my father is stronger than your father"......"my mother can beat your mother"........"My father has more money than your mother"....."ok, we shall put up a concert and we see the winner"......"ok, the loser allows, no those of those, of just lying lies"....."ok, ok, bodo, lets do it". And that's why u guys paid 50 grand to watch the kids play!

Finarry, we got a Miss Uganda! Never mind there were no posters for the do, it was conducted online! Chicks sent their best footage thru facebook and twitter and flickr and any other site! The kawempe chicks who usually entertain us with silly answers like "if i winny this miss uganda thing, my first thing will be to end poverty" never mind the entire UN has still failed. The kawempe chicks were still trying to figure out what "upload your pictures" means when the current Miss Uganda UK was declared the queen!

Here's how funny we are! This current Miss Uganda lives in the UK, has been there for more than half her existence, guess what she won as her grand prize............wait for it.........wait for it.......A FREE RETURN TICKET TO THE UK!!!!

And that was just last week!!