This life is just too silly! When u get slightly rich, u get in trouble, people look for you to blow you up to smithereens! If we were a bullshit country like “Guinea Bissau”, who the hell would waste grenades on our broke asses? Now we have dimes, we are sending soldiers to go fight other people’s wars!
Religion is a major factor in all this crap! Why can’t they just ban religion? The chaps that blew themselves up at Kyadondo were soon after “praised” by their bosses at “al-kebab” for their role in “bringing pain to the infidel Government of the enemy Uganda and it’s Christian peoples”, the so called martyrs are probably right now spotting for the best looking virgins in “heaven” as we type! Why not pray that you get re-incarnated as Mswati, if your freakin goal in life is end up with 70 virgins??
The dastardly “martyrs” have now turned Kampala into a city gripped with fear! Getting into a shopping mall has turned to a disaster, as security bastards that have previously been sleeping at their jobs are over zealously checking car boots and the insides of spare tyres tucked deep in the boot, “just to be sure it’s not laced with C4!”
Getting into Garden City is now a 25 minute nightmare as the jam now starts all the way from the Golf Course hotel as these Security squirrels turn cars upside down in search for that elusive detonator that they now suspect everyone to be carrying around!
Even Nakumatt, whose number of cars in the parking lot can be counted on a single palm of a hand, are subjecting customers to these searches. Maybe we all look like Somali terrorists from “al-kebab”, what gives?
Now the “al kebab” punks get what they want. First they kill us, then live us in a permanent state of fear! I will personally drink more, and in the most crowded areas, I was thinking Nakivubo stadium and it’s environs, and hope these bastards dare come with a bomb!
The police have apparently ordered all bars to have a “security policy” in place or risk being shut down. This adds to the “URA registration certificate”, “KCC Licence”, “Company registration certificate”, “VAT Certificate”, “Health inspection certificate”, “Kagu’s portrait”, “Bar owner’s favorite football team frame”……the list of shit to put up on bar walls just gets bigger!
Petrol stations are going to be opening up car boots as motorists await to fill up, just in case these infidel bastards that can’t wait to lay their hands on 70 virgins decide to blow up the whole city by lighting up a station. Queues to get gas will be as long as those days when Raila’s boys were pangaring Kibaki’s chaps and we had no fuel for a fortnight, kumbe this time round it's……”security measures m’aam”.
So now that the internet is finally back on (some punks blamed it on al-kebab cyber extremists) , we hope to be on line more often!
Aza zan zat, am off to Kyadondo for a pint, hope it’s been re-opened!
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