My hotmail account works such that one side of it is junk mail, then the other is for authorized persons as prescribed by my useless se-lef! Because you may receive a ki mail from someone that wasn’t previously authorized, I still have to check the junk mail, just in case.
From the look of things however, it seems am a sexual pervert, and a grossly un-gifted by nature one at that, coz the shit that beez streamin to my junk mail is telling;
“Increase your manhood: The looks you will be receiving from women will be extraordinary”, goes the first one.
“GetDirectSave: Huge savings on Viagra”, ok, maybe al try out this drug and hope I don’t hump the neighbour’s goat!
“HornyandSexy Sarah wants: You!” Damn Sarah, take it easy.
If you can see the order in which the junk mail was streaming in, you would know that I was supposed to get my ass outta this café real quick, go get my manhood enlarged so I can impress horny Sarah, then buy some Viagra shit then eventually go meet up with this horny Sarah character.
Luckily, it is junk mail also known as Spam! And that’s exactly what you get after the meet with horny Sarah!
Am not on Facebook, but I do get almost 6 messages on a daily, and all from chicks, Tina, Jasmine and Jacqui all want to be my friends.
The shit people go through to send to computers viruses! Say, even if I actually met these chicks, I would probably get viruses too! Now if there’s anything more to show that the world is one huge coincidence…..
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