The goings on.............

Life, she can be unfair. Apparently the Bududa chaps, yep, them of the landslide, and this was no election landslide, but some hard core earth movements (not NRM either) that destroyed all their shit, are in a rather weird situation. They are selling relief items organized for them “in order to make ends meet”. Once you read this, you would assume that chaps have been sending them high heeled shoes and petty-coats, those funny under wears for chicks in the 70’s, so it would be perfectly understandable to sell these and get…say, food!

But no, not these guys. They are selling food……wait for it….wait for it……to buy firewood!!! What gives? Now u have the firewood, what the hell are you going to cook? It’s like selling yo car to buy fuel! Edisa Natseli,46, a mother of 6 “explained” that she sells a kilo of maize flour at 400 bucks while a bowl of beans goes for 600 bucks which can fetch her 6 pieces of firewood! Well, that’s life for ya!

In more interesting pages, Naomi Campbell, that chick that hits her housemaids with million dollar cell phones has been in the spotlight for accepting what every chick would die for – diamonds!

A quick recap! The year was 1997, a certain war lord named Charles Taylor that had been in an endless war settled for an election convened to end all this reckless flight of bullets. In his campaigns, he didn’t mince words, never bought bullshit soap for broke villagers and never even thought about rigging…no no, this guy just walked around in his campaign bus telling chaps “ya’ll punks don’t tick my name on that ballot paper, am getting my rag tag army and heading back to wherever the hell I have been and continue mayhem as usual”. Liberians feared, and voted for him.

He was immediately summoned by the God Human him-u-selef, Nelson Mandela to “come share a pint with some hot chicks, as congs for this election landslide”. He fell in, no one says no to God….sori, Mandela.

Mr Madiba took these guys to open a new railway system, replacing that old hack that looked like Uganda’s current subway, and after that, they went for a lavish dinner at his home just to show how African politicians do it. The invited chicks include phone thrower Naomi Campbell and an actress Mia Farrow, whose movies I have no idea about. At the dinner, Charles Taylor was smitten by Naomi Campbell, he probably wished she would throw her phone – number to him, but she jammed!

He immediately made a call to General Suicide of the Sierra Leone rebels in charge of minerals, assuring him to send whatever diamonds he had just mined to SA ASAP!! Of course he would be issued a carton of anti-tank landmines and an assortment of Rambo guns in return.
As soon as Western Union had delivered these “dirty looking stones”, Mr Taylor summoned his PGB boys and asked them to deliver these precious ones to that precious chick upstairs. They obeyed!

They woke this cat-walking bitch up in the middle of the night and delivered the “gift”. She was over joyed and run to Ms Farrow’s room and exclaimed “looky here bitches…….Charles Taylor has given me diamonds, now suck on that!!”

However, this Campbell person has denied all this shit. She says she got the stones alright, but never to know who had sent them. Ms Farrow, who is still probably “sucking on it”, insists she said “they were from Taylor”, but the question is, who really gives a hoot? Just jail the punk up for selling arms for diamonds and get it over with. Or maybe they should summon all his girlfriends too to explain the source of their bling bling.

So this cancels buying of diamonds as gifts to super ballistic chicks, look at the shit it can put u in! (that’s my lame excuse)