Pest Invasion!

U know yo way of life has been seriously disturbed when some fellows interfere with yo normal way of life. It's holiday time and all sorts of creatures are making noise in our previously quiet environs.

First, the little rascals are back, reminding every parent to stop drinking his usual 2 pints a day and save for the ka punk to return to school soon, and oh, the increased utility bills at home, plus more cereal and milk for the ka lumpen.

These little fools we have grown used to, so not much complaints. The problem today is with those characters that have just been deported for yet another crime from the so-called "developed" cow-ntries, particularly the US! I was disturbed when a couple of weekends ago, I met these 3 chaps that were up to 2002, rugby club chaps, born, bred and flunked their exams here in Ug. Somehow they went to the US to clean saucepans, wash nappies and carry heavy boxes and made themselves a few dollars, which they spent on ear rings and larger than necessary t shirts, mbu they were in Luisiana with Nelly!

Then as expected, they no longer had any kb for me, they were on their own shit;

"Dawg, last night i got up at 4 am to catch our football game, man I think we shall have a perfect season!"

In my attempt to mix with these lumpens, I was like;

"U mean heathens played at 4am?"

"No dawg, am talkin bout the Giants!! We squashed the Patriots 14-3 at their own home, that coach's gonna git laid to like 30 hoochies tonight dawg, he called the right play when we were just 30 yards from the hommer!! Wonder what will happen when they come to New York"

I don't really get this stuff, chaps that go to India come back just fine, neva to speak like the Gujaratti chaps, "I vanting to giw u discount on all ittems", a strong emphasis on the t's! So what's with the US and UK that get's guys all acting like run-away slaves? This guy got a phone call and went;

"Yo, where are u cats at? JK, aiit that sounds like a nice plan mate, 'll git there as soon as my homes drops by in his wheels, kinda nat feelin this boda ish"

So he had to go, and said "aiit fellaz, am outta this piece, keep it pimpin!"

That's when I figured maybe this Disney World trip isn't such a nice idea, if am goin to come back embarassing myself like this.

Being here long however has it's drawbacks too. Just here here on Thursday, a head of a goat was found in the office of the Lira Municipal County town clerk, or some other chap, and what the hell is municipal?? Back to the goat!

The head had on lip gloss, ear rings and beads around its severed neck. The Lira chaps swiftly called in the local parish priest to say prayers for their office, thus casting out any demons that this head was bringin into the office. Seriously?? That's all I have to do to mess up this Director of Finance that keeps refusing to sign my allowances? Like the goat had some radio active rays that will cross into the heads of the office bearers and make them so stupid, they needed a priest to clear the airwaves before they resume work!

Ait cats, I gots to buzz right now, keep it pimpin'