This part of the school Biology curriculum used to wake most chaps out of their usual school boredom. But just to spice it up, they need to be innovative and add these two, the amphibian theory and the dog theory.
This is what may be referred to as the amphibian theorem. Nat Geo wild and the Discovery channels have been kind enuff to send some of their inquisitive white employees (don’t say it’s racist, ever seen a black chap on these missions?? Yeah me neither!!) These chaps wear masks and be down in dirty rivers capturing the lives of frogs, fish and these other species called amphibians!
See, these creatures get classified as amphibian because of their nature of reproduction, in other words, they chow in a funny way! What happens is, the amphibian chick goes on a date or two with her prospective chow, eat up a few worms in a fancy but dirty river restaurant, then go for karaoke night with the rest of the frogs, making so much noise for the humans, croaking all night!
Next, the chick finds a spot where she lays a bunch of eggs, probably a thousand or so, then her date, who has been keeping watch all this time, comes over these eggs (pun intended). Well, let’s be more specific, he moves over these eggs, spraying them all over with his members! The fusion of these two elements creates new creatures. Abortion hasn’t yet started amongst these creatures, coz their foet-ai (pronounced fee-t-aaii) they develop outside of the chick fish.
Today’s theorem wonders what would happen if humans were amphibian! The only contact between boy and girl would be just holding hands. AIDS would be a disease for chimps only, and guy’s would never see the point of going hunting in Silk. When a human couple got ready to have kids, the chap would look for a suitable place for his chick to go lay her eggs, before he wanks over them, and then they wait for the kids that make it through the process.
Dogs are the most amazing though, Biology teachers should protest till they include the reproductive system of dogs in their syllabus, that way kids would be interested in Bios, as we called it. Movies have spoilt the whole anticipation kids used to have when going for Bios lessons. What the hell else do you have to learn when Sharon Stone gave you the basics? You be going to a video library and you fail to get a movie to watch, the chap just beez like “manager, we have this other collection here, maybe take a look!!” You just be in total shock as you see titles you have never seen before, “Remember the tight ones”, “This is surely it” and “The secrets of porn agains”.
Moving on to dogs, as Richard Pryor once put it, he used to get amazed whenever he found 2 dogs just locked up, trying hard to disentangle themselves while crossing the street, one says to the other “make up yo mind you silly bitch, which way do we go, left or right?” “I don’t know, u horny lass, u got us in this mess in the first place”
The theory here was, what if women could also just lock up like these dogs? Now that would get the rapists in a spot of bother. A chap just be there raping a chick and she locks up;
“Ok that’s it, get up, we’re going to the police station, and don’t try anything stupid, al simply tighten up, now move with me, lets go!!!”
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