Strange but true!!

Since we Africans don't have any literature to look into our older times (I gots to compile me one of these soon), we are forced to deal with what's on hand, and since I don't have internet at my desk like Ashy and Ms Drama, its to type this shit and walk all the way to a cafe with my ka old flash disk that sometimes jams to load on the lousy cafe computers, so here goes, but with a Ug touch;

Nero's wife had 500 donkeys at her disposal to keep her bath continually topped up with fresh milk, as if African Woman cover girls.

The women of Nothern Siberia express affection to their bu hunks by showering them with lice and slugs, like oba who?

In Italy, a local law forbids women christened Mary to work as prostitues, so there's only Amanda's angels, not Mary's angels.

In New Zealand, a cow was sentenced to 2 days in jail for eating grass in front of the city courthouse, it was probably a rioter.

The world's largest bee, the carpenter, has tried to mate with everything that flies including birds, light aircraft and hang gliders. King Mswati has tried to mate with everything that has just turned 17, 11 months and 29 days.

The Romans cured toothache by tying toads to their jaws, we cure toothache by chewing on an aspirin on the spot of pain.

The black widow spider eats it's mate after mating, as if Lydia Draru!

Snails can sleep for three years at a go, like the chaps making the northern bypass.

Octopuses can eat themselves if they get very upset, like if you refuse to grant them a district!

Polar bears can smell you up to 20 miles away. You can smell a bar waitress or a pump attendant up to 20 miles away.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open, but so do the PGB chaps.

Oysters change their sex according to the temprature of the water around them, and so do ALL our politicians.

Out!