When africans get their own sensible hollywood, forget this Nigerian crap of witchcraft in all movies, then africans will finally be proud of themselves, not even Obama can solve this one!
Looking at all the hit movies that were made last year with an african theme, theres nothing but disaster!
Last King of Scotland - Amin eating chaps!
Hotel Rwanda - African chopping themselves up!
Blood Diamonds - Africans fighting for small stones!
CNN - Kenyans with machetes, Zimbaweans starving, Congo's displaced chaps etc
Now the white chaps have taken this to anatha level! Recently there was a documentary on NatGeo wild on some crocodile in Burundi that was eating people, which these white chaps came to try and capture but failed! But trust hollywood, they did a movie on this croc, with Linc Burrels, the Prison break guy in a leading role! He was a reporter, just a ka reporter, but he was sent to write about the croc, but his editor was like "make sure u capture it and bring it back ALIVE!" Of course this "reporter" captures the croc, never mind the ENTIRE burundi army had failed!
In comes Jack Bauer with his new 24 movie, called Exile or some shit like that! I just saw the preview, and av sworn not to bother watching the damn movie! This time the setting is yet again in an African country, with a genocide similar to the Rwanda one of 1994, coz the chaps were like "kill all those cockroaches"! And who comes to save the country? Jack Bauer!!! This idiot actually saves the genocide!! We see him in a scene talking to this guy with a machine gun, and he goes "drop yo weapon and i wont hurt u!" I bet this guy was like "Say, this is the dude from 24, i better drop this Uzi gun, I know he just has a pistol but i do remember what he did to Marwan!"
Jack Bauer has generated many jokes in the course of him being the world's only savior. Tales abound of how he once was lying on a desert in Angola, got a hard on, and struck oil!! Aparently, as a sperm Jack tortured the other sperm to give up the location of the egg!! Now the pumpkin is saving a miilion chaps from a genocide! Lets send him to Darfur before its too late! He'll probably make a movie in 2060 of how he saved Darfur, he should take his ass there now!
These hollywood guys make africans look like a bunch of roaches, just cutting each other, then they send JUST 1 white guy to save the country!!
In my first movie, the americans will be dying from the Economic credit crunch, then we shall send Idi Amin to save their asses!
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