The so-called queen’s language is taking interesting dimensions, as new slang crops up every other generation. In our hip days, females were known as kyanas, or byana, depending on what school you went to. We have since adopted to chicks, while the little irresponsible midgets / brats refer to them as shawties now.
Having a conversation with these retarded (and mostly broke) punks can easily send you into a comma as a result of a brain overload to the part of the brain responsible for putting interpretation to words, just imagine these lumpens get a website where they interview the vice-president;
Q: Yo dawg, wass cracka-lackin hommes?
VP: Did you just call me a dog?
Q: Peep this man, this cat don’t know a dawg dude!!
VP: Did you just call me a cat?
Q: Yo Chill out hommes, we just wanna get the low down on the peeps that be takin facebook snaps of ya’lls papayas dude!!
VP: Get these idiots out, NOW!
Q: Yo Chill out son!
VP: Am not yo son...!!!
So Mr VP, don’t be so concerned, but yo PR chaps should have warned you, this is the new lingo, adopt or retire. Let me do what yo highly paid PR’s should have told you before accepting interviews from the juvenile lumpens, yeah yeah I know u are a busy cat, and you have to leave, but al be done in a jif, see, that’s even shorter than a jiffy!
Lumpen: Dawg, y’all must be a mean cat, yo pimp hand is way strong, y’all have survived almost three-zo playa-hatin’ attempts on yo ass dude;
Interpretation: Just Chill out, what this circus reject is trying to say is that you have some very tactical ways (pimp hand) of dealing with your political detractors (player haters) and have survived three (three-zo) attempts at yo VP seat.
Lumpen: Peep this yo, those mo-foz done messed up and taken snaps of dem papaya fruits and posted them up all over the media crib dude, but yuz is a cool cat, always to sneak outta there as a fresh animiz y’all;
Interpretation: Just Chill out man, what this bed-wetting punk is portraying is that despite the fact that these guys took photographs of yo paw paw trees so they report on you to the press that you have massive wealth, you came out of the scandal on an as-is where-is basis, some mahogany stuff dude;
Lumpen: Yo dawg, gots some low low that yo side-shawtie hoochie mama was up to no good, trippin all over the press that you done flicked her ass back n forth, rocked her world like a darn rodeo jerk, and u done messed her marriage dude, what’s with that steeze player?;
Interpretation: The half-wit moron’s question here basically is that some chick (shawtie) has been to the papers saying she had sexual relations (flicked her ass) with you, and stuff of the like, so what would you say to that, and also, you are not a sportsman (player) and also, JUST CHILL OUT man!
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