These Electoral Commision chaps, they have re-ya-lly jammed to vacate office, despite the very many protests held by some rare chicks last week. It was an amusing site as female cops were deployed to throw chicken wing punches and rip off bras from their fellow species, the news clips looked like a freaky lesbian show!!
What’s with these opposition chaps anyway, always trying to stir up trouble! No wonder we just live in a cycle of violence.
Apparently the voter registration has ended, some of us are still hoping for yet another extension, coz those queues are not exactly interesting, ‘specially when u are standing next to some chap that last showered on Martyrs’ day! Some of us have just resigned to the assumption that “know what, my vote was going to be one of the invalid ones anyway, let them decide for me”
This whole voting shit should be changed, let the MP’s vote on who the Prez shall be, and we all know that whoever comes up with more than 5 million shillings per MP will be the landslide winner.
Politics is bullshit, chaps get arrested for talking shit, others get murdered, others get framed for rape and all sorts of legal mumbo jumbo, and yet they still ask us to participate in the process, knowing full well that the so called “opposition” is nothing but a re-incarnation of the old guard, and an old broom doesn’t do a good job.
These “opportunists”, or rather “oppositionists” are not willing to hear the word “lost”, coz they will start all sorts of bullshit, “there was massive rigging”, “we told you to change the electoral commission boss”, “there will be blood on the streets”, “we shall device other means to remove the thieves from power”, one wonders whether to participate in this circus or not!
Anywho, those of you who wish “to have their voice heard”, good luck! Al be chilling for you to decide for us!
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