Lead us into temptation!!!

“Inspirational” speaking is fast catching up in Kla, becoming a major “profession” in the “corridors of dimes”!

Some chap named Mussolini (kinda reminds you of the Italian dictator, don’t it? ) has kind of perfected this trade, writing almost 2,353 books, and very tiny ones at that, that you will always see at the back counter of Aristoc booklex!

You be there waiting in line to pay for a “how to hack your boss’ emails” book, and can’t help but look at this “inspirational” selection with very obvious titles;

• Become a better manager in 30 seconds

• The work ethic matrix

• 10 ways to climb that corporate ladder

• Blag bla blah blah blah and make more money

• ……………………………………………..

They are so many, this guy has sure walked in the very same footsteps of that Kawasaki blood sucker. This guy just never gives up! After making gazzilions with his “Rich Dad Poor Dad” best seller, where he was giving tips on how to invest, this Kawasaki guy got the premonition that “people actually want to read and hear this shit, he was like"…..know what? Fuck real estate, the dimes is in re-cycling my same message through books and seminars”, so you will find, yep, at Aristioc, silly books that go;

• Rich Dad’s Cash flow quadrant

• Rich dad – Why the future is in Network Marketing

• Rich Sister Poor Sister (2009)

• Rich dad’s guide to investing

• Rich dad poor dad for teens

• Rich dad’s retire young retire rich

• Increase your financial IQ (and my wallet, while you’re at it!!)

(Had to google this punk just to be sure I had all the damn titles)

But what exactly does this guy have to add on After the Rich Dad Poor Dad book to all these other books? When the original Rich Dad came out in 2001, all we corporate punks were buying this stuff more than chicks of today buy SMA gold! It was “cooler” to walk with this book then than it was to be a relative of a commander in PGB! And these books are the reason we are so fucked up today, we just invest in whatever crap we hear!

Chicks were first hit by a phenomenon called “circles”, and they did run in circles, trying to recover their dimes, even the police got dizzy and told them, un-kindly, to “return to their kitchens, leave this dimes stuff to us guys”. Now they have “Oriflame!!” Poor chicks, u get membership, then they give u cosmetics, then u bring a member, then they open an account……….looks to me like “Tianshe”, those chaps that used to give out BMW’s, 666i series, the devil’s series!

The guys have bio discs!

So what about??

The answer lies in the likes of Musolini and his hero, that Rich dad poor dad punk. These guys are sowing seeds of encouragement and hope in infertile brains, leading to disastrous financial harvests!

Corporatal Kampalans, still on a salo of about 700 g’s, with a loan acceptable up to 10 times the net salary, are drawing large sums of dimes from the bank to throw in investments they have been convinced will make them rich within 5 years, to the tune of the dimes they would have worked for in 25 years.

Musolini will tell you some stuff of “move with a pen and piece of paper everywhere you go, be sure to write down ANY thoughts that cross your mind whenever you see a Range Rover Sport (of course you don’t have one, he does!), and repeat to yourself, “I will own this car in dash years”, then write down the number of years you want it. Believe me, u shall have it”

As soon as the punk walks out, with his 1 million shilling cheque for talkin shit, some bugger from Oriflame is at the door, with this “business proposal”, and u be like “Shit……this Musolini guy is good, I can see that range rover, matter of fact, it looks closer than I expected, here Oriflame, take ALL my dimes, let me get some extra from the bank, they are always calling me to take a loan”

And this is how we end up stuck with bank dimes! The dimes they said would be streaming in just ain’t coming, coz you have exhausted all the possible clients you would have for cosmetics, and now you have to rely on that salary, but the bank has you tied for like 8 more years coz they need half of that net amount to clear that loan!

They will convince you that Einstein dropped out in P3, Warren Buffet was rejected by his first university, Bill Gates dropped out in college…….but they all invested wisely!! Well so did my gateman, freakin drop out cleaning my sewage tanks!!! Wonder why he didn’t start a string of supermarkets instead!

(These thoughts were provoked by the mirror that looks at life as it is!!)