NSSF employees should be arraigned and shot by firing squad!
What’s this “snitchin” stuff they have all resorted to after their former boss Jamwa was arrested like a locust in a shady pathway of the Ug-Kenya border? Let’s first dissect this!
Jamwa, young chap but big like a freakin elephant, about 40 years or so, climbed that “corporate” ladder faster than Muhoozi’s promotions in the army, and his dad was not even a Chairman Board of governors in MTN or any other large taxpayer, so we can say there was no outside influence involved in his corporate rise (the PGB guys can go ahead and assassinate me now, for character assassinating their boss, who is the boss’ son!)
Jamwa, whose brains seems to be as large as his body structure, started out his career as an accountant of sorts, telling blokes here and there how much dimes not to pay in taxes, and where to hide the receipts that URA shall be looking for, in case some bastard guy reports on the company, for that 10% commission for the “whistleblower”. These fellows are called “Certified Accountants”, coz they read some books then get to be called things like CPA and ACCA.
The “Big fella” than joined PWC, a bunch of posers whose head office is located in the land of colonialists and failed footballers, the UK! Jamwa then became the Head of Price Waterhouse Coopers in Tanzania before he was moved to the head office in the UK as a manager, some brilliant fucker this guy is!
He then returned to Ug, we don’t know why, but as a manager in PWC. How the hell do you move from the UK as manager and bring yo ass here also as manager? Maybe….just maybe…these corrupt punks had asked him to return and head NSSF, so they could chew dimes with him, probably by selling land to the fund that he shall be heading…u never know!
Anywho, the guy got the job as NSSF MD! What he overlooked, was that the 4 or so previous chaps that had held that ka business card with “NSSF MD” had been fired like the freakin Uganda Matyrs, most tasting jail and others fleeing to change old white men’s nappies in the US for a living!
The first couple of years at NSSF were characterized by press conferences, most of them announcing increases in the interest dimes workers would be earning, only if they beat that average life expectancy in Uganda of 47 years, and get to blow 55 hefty candles, enough to bake 3 small cakes!
The press conferences were a big issue to TV crews, coz Jamwa just could not fit into the cameras!! Most of his clips were just sound bites, accompanied by file videos of Jamwa strolling through NSSF’s building projects, shots that were taken from a floor high while he sauntered on the incopmlete concrete below!
Enter the perennial hyenas, the greedy bastards, the high rolling blood suckers and tax payer’s money self-appointed and sole authorised users, the politicians!! They needed dimes so badly they called this guy up;
“You Jamwa, u remember when u were rotting as a “mere” manager in PWC UK and we brought u back?? Do you?? Now, it’s time to return the favor! Now, we are sending our representative from our armed, no sorry, business wing of our operations, u will deal with him so we don’t get our asses fried. U will recognize him because his car has personalized number plates. He will sell to you land. First, you will refuse! You will tell him that the price is too low! Then he will return with a “revised” price, you will allow, then buy it!! Kapish!!!!”
“Yes my lords!!”
Before we knew it, someone who got ripped off in this mega deal, a member of NSSF, a greedy idiot who only sees “country” after his stomach, choking on ulcers, gets sour grapes, downloads shit to his flash disk and sends to all newspapers, just like the bastard that sent around the Zain snaps!
Now Jamwa is arrested…..just him!
Now hear this, his arrest has TOTALLY NOTHING to do with the land scandal, which was the reason he got suspended in the first place. It has to do with “causing financial loss to the company for the Lumumba Road building project”!
Now employees of the NSSF are all coming out talking shit. The Human Resource Manager, who has been at the NSSF for 22 years, testified that she had “never worked under such difficult conditions and pressure till Jamwa arrived”, the Procurement Officer said “he asked me never to question his methods of work, so I feared for my job!” and several other employees are also “coming out now!”, just talkin shit! What a bunch!
Well, what to do, money makes the world go round, but then again, the world is round, their turn will come!!
So much for brilliance…..so much for a rich work experience…..so much for an MBA, ACCA, CPA and all those other decorations!
Let’s just drink pints and be happy!
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