If u are related to the 2 chaps going to be dissected in the following nursery rhyme, your pardon is begged. Now, there is this Kashoma chap, also called Justus, and also known as Just, to some stray village chicks who claimed “he just had much money” facing robbery charges, being implicated with Jim Muh-wealthy, who is said to have been there by proxy, thru his bodyguard and his monster vehicle outside, and the story gathered from the newspapers reminds us of a nursery rhyme, lets first look at that rhyme, then the newspaper story which claims they went to the 3rd floor garden city Stanbic bank and tried to rob it!
Jack & Jill,
Went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his leg,
And Jill came tumbling after.
(Tamboling after, we would say in our BALLISTIC African accents)
Now here’s the newspaper version;
Just and Jim,
Went up a lift,
To fetch a pail of money,
Just messed up and got busted,
And Jim came tamboling after, TAMBOLING after!!
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