Friday, October 24, 2008

Gloomy Times

The news these days is getting a bit annoying, nothing good whatsoever! Our headlines are so full of terrorism alerts. Even local askaris have jumped on the bandwagon, "Dont spend more than 3 minutes in the supermarket, terrorism alert".

This crap is not helped much by this global warming thingy! First Al Gore was all over our faces telling us we were all gonna die, of course we are! They tell us tomorrow will neva come, but as a lounging chap in Kampala, I know theres always tomorrow, cause its already tomorrow in Australia!

Now the global heat has turned its attention elsewhere, after it failed to burn down all humans, now it has re-focused on the economy, hence the day's headline "Economy headed for meltdown". The shelves that have been holding stocks, forex rates and all those other financial jargon we charcoal sellers can't comprehende, are also melting, cause they are all falling too!

The alarmists, who include the Minister of Finance, have every reason to make us doubt their crap, and here's my thinking.

The NSSF deal was a quagmire that had in it the Minister of Security and the Minister of Finance. Midway thru this saga, there was a very heavy Terrorism alert sent out to all newspapers, gas stations, and even Nakasongola, where a certain King was to take place. This was issued by among others the Ministry of Security. 1 week later, we have heavy headlines by the Minister of Finance with the governor of BOU, saying we are headed for finacial hardships!

What the Heck is going on?! I bet u if the Minister of Agriculture was in the NSSF deal, he would have declared how Coffee was headed for its worst times ever!

We shall however remain optimistic of ballistic times ahead, to hell with those chaps and their crap, oil prices the world over fell by more than half, guess what, they bloody increased at the pumps in Uganda! Am no activist, so al head back to that part of the brain responsible for just chilling!!!!!!!!!!!!

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