Pick up lines!

Ever since Web City café graced Kampala with its magnificent presence, charging a whooping 6 thousand shillings for the hour on the internet, Ugandans have learnt lots of free stuff, courtesy of the web. The hard hitting one was the “pick up” lines that the Ugandans picked up from the net and decided it was time to get chicks easily, forget all this gentleman stuff of buying flowers, “they are damn expensive”, they quipped!

So here we were at Mateos, and this chap walks over to the chick,
“If your left leg is easter, and the right leg Christmas, can I get to spend sometime with u in between the holidays?”

The next scene of this story has the chap holding a bag of ice across his left eye “The chick can really hit”, he says!

According to the book “7 habits of highly stupid people”, they say u should persist, and the chick will fall in yo arms like those chaps of All 4 One, rememba them? Me Neither! But there was this song “these arms will worship and adore u”, so chiks be falling in “these arms” according to the afore mentioned book! Time for persisting try numero deaux!

“Hi, can u give me yo phone number, then I also give u my phone number, so that we can phonicate??”

SLAP NUMBERO DEAUX!

Chicks on the other hand have also learnt to come up with answers to these ridiculous internet lines, coz they are easy to know, now that they have become cliché; something like;

“Hi, heaven is missing an angel coz u are here!”
“That’s right, and the sewers must be missing a rat, coz u are here!”

But in all this chaos, some chicks actually fall for this crap! According to the other best seller, “men are from penislyvania and women are from vaginia”, it was noted that females like to be appraised, no, not that corporate crap, but to be told nice things, so even when they dismiss your crap, deep, deep, deep down , they get uplifted, their self esteem taking flight to the moon and back, even if this chap was actually a sewer rat!! Keep em pick up lines coming, u just neva know!!