There was this story about a week ago of several cows that got killed by bolts of lightning in various farms in Mbarara district! We still cant figure out why the hell they were all standing at exactly the same spots where lighting would be passing by!
We believe these cows had organized a seminar, to discuss “the effects of udder implants” when BAM, they were gone!
In this particular farm Rwentojo, or some stuff like that, Jay the young bull and Pierre the older bull were just there staring at Clara, the ballistic cow!
Jay: Men that udder is too ballistic, cant wait for this cow to get in season”
Pierre: Look here man, we may be boys and all, but am the older one here, so I automatically get first dibs!
Jay:But u chap, u have been mounting that dummy thingy since, well, ever!! U got used to it, I have to make a good first impression on Clara, u see am not for Artificial Insemination stuff, actually, we need to call all cows to order one of these days and complain, rememba our book “rich dad poor cow”, they said “for legs, its good, two legs, not good”
Pierre: What the hell are u high on? Did u meander to Bobi Wine’s farm while grazing, dude, u chewed the wrong shit! And the more u chew cud, the higher u shall stay!
Jay: Fine, we shall put this to a vote! We shall send word out to the other families! We are going to campaign for Clara, and no lying lies to the voters! No those of those, OK, Kapish??
The electoral commission sets a rainy morning, when all farmers are in their houses, to be the voting day, so all cattle parade to vote in gazzetted areas, which are unfortunately where lightning beez chilling when it makes its regular stops to earth!
U wanted to know what happened, that’s what happened!
A simple chow, sori cow, no, bull, it begged its fucking pardon, turned tragic!
Our sorrows go out to the cattle owners, rememba, no udder implants, they cause this death!!
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