Finally.....An Apology!!

News streamin in from the religious foundation is strengtehning the faith we 7th Day absentists have in our religion. From Dublin, Ireland, we are told that the catholic church has FINALLY apologised to victims of child molestation by their priests, and the Irish government too was quick to also issue a ki apology for not having followed up on reports from parents that they suspected their young innocent bu boys were walking in a funny way whenever they came from church!

The Cardinal of the Irish church was first to issue the apology, after a 3 year commission of inquiry set by the Irish govt discovered that their priests had been molesting these prospective choir boys since 1930!! The buggers haven't apologised for slavery yet, and it officially ended around 1880, those religious quanks!!

This inquiry comes hot on the heels of the 2002 Boston inquiry of a similar nature, in which implicated priests, who had been repeatedly molesting boys were simply taken for mental rehabilitation sessions after being found guilty, then re-assigned to other parishes. R. Kelly, who was as if guilty of the same charges, just that he went a step further and peed on his victims, and filmed the stuff, and said it was his twin brother, well, recently got away with these atrocious acts. In Uganda, he would have been fined according to those bu small signposts we be seeing, "no urinating here....fine 50,000/=". If the music industry was like the catholic church, after being found guilty, The pied piper and so-called king of R & B would have gone to a mental instituition for like a week, then would have had his ass re-assigned to another record label......virgin records!! Would probably have found MJ there.

The Archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin, who took office in 2004, presented an abject apology on behalf of the church for the inaction of his predecessors. The report, which covers the period from 1975 to 2004, focuses on 46 priests in particular and 102 in general, all working in the archdiocese of Dublin. "I offer each and every survivor my apology, my sorrow and my shame," Martin said.

Bugger, like that will change anything. And apparently, some boy was discovered to have been molested by 2 different priests!! What in the world took his ass back to that church after the first loss of his behind virginity?? That little punk should apologise for making the church apologise for his liking of this shit!! He went back?? Why??

Here's the big one however, the Irish Catholic Church paid some insurance company so that if these reports came out in a bad way, which ofcourse the prelate pumpkins knew would, the insurer would pay any costs that would arise, how convenient, spiritual punks!

The Anglicans are pissed that they have a gay bishop, and want to cross over to the catholic side, while the catholics are pissed that the have gay paedophile priests, well they can't cross over. Welcome to the 7th Day Absentist church, where we tell it like it is! Keep yo kids safe, avoid church!