Women like ?**? bigger!

"Women like it bigger.......call 0752-XXX-XXX" so goes the ad that u will find pasted on almost every thing that stands still in Kla.

We, the male folk that are still trying to figure out chicks, were left puzzled on what exactly women want bigger, although the naughty Ethics Minister, a one Buturo chap, was quick to point out that these posters were an unpleasant sight in the city, so we ruled out they had TOTALLY nothing to do with the following;

1- Car: Of late, women are driving bigger cars, Prados, Range Rovers and the all new VX are nolonger the monotony of Kikuubo hustlers that dress like Congolose Bongo stars of the mid-90's. Chicks be hooting at us boda boda riding lumpens as they make their way to the traffic lights just before they turn orange, then unleash a ki lip gloss after they have swung by the lights, surviving being caught by the red light by a whisker. Now they have mirrors on the bonnet, dashboard and the steering wheel, make-up aint a hustle no more!

2- Home / house. We know they like bigger kitchens, but that was then.....this is now!! A compound with an umbrella like tree where they can pedicure and manicure their bu precious nails while the wind gently blows through their ballistic hair is a MUST!! Bugolobi flats??? Why are u kumanyira-ring her?? Lets do this in English preaze.....why are u familiar-ing her???

3- Bag: Y'all seen those bags chicks carry these days? They like their bags...er...bigger!! Chicks got tired of coming to that house and there's just 1 towel! They be saying mbu its the trend but kumbe the bathroom slippers for the night are in. Some naughty chaps at BBQ lounge were overheard telling some chick that holding that bag is just making a statement, "willing to be carried tonight!!"

4- Shades: They have to be HUGE, like the eyes of the characters of star wars movies. These bu tiny shades of yester-year are nonsense. Women like them bigger - shades, that is!!

5- Rav4: FINALLY, something women don't like bigger!! 2 doors? She'll take it!!

So what was this Nsaba Buturo's fuss? And why the hell is he always attacking popular things!!

So women, what should the men's posters say......men like it......... (fill in very appropriate word here, we are sending this shit to the Ministry of Ethics for interpretation!)