How to get an Xmas break of 2 weeks!!

One of the disadvantages of having a laptop with easy access to the net (wireless) is that every time the TV gets annoying (which is like every second an ad shows), we resort to the net for a distraction, and end up posting a thought or two before returning to ads, that’s my excuse, what about all the fellas that can’t keep their paws off facebook??

It’s probably Monday, and you are back in that boring workplace, but it’s cool today, coz the boss is off till 4^th Jan, so you had to drag yo ass to work ‘stead o ‘im!! So, I am here today to give you tips on how “you , yes you, can be the boss, and get 2 weeks off next time!”

There is some Ugandan so-called motivational speaker, Muhe…something, annoying bugger that wears lip gloss, has books all over the counter shelves of Aristoc and writes a “motivational” column in the Monitor. To hell with that bugger!! What is he saying that we haven’t heard already, “follow yo dreams??” that is so cliché.

I am therefore organising this “webinar”, which shouldn’t be confused with a certain luganda word. I will be here selling 30 tickets and a certain pastor we all know (names withheld because we all know the name) shall pay for all of them thinking the offer is some other crazy shit, so its “seminar” on the web, pastor!

So, here is what you need to do to give yourself that oomph, that confidence to be a manager;

10 – You like not doing anything, just be at yo desk typing posts on your facebook wall and updating your profile picture, then once in a while check on yo employees.

9 – You don’t think of “plan” as a 4 letter word, it’s a process goddamit!

8 – You have no trouble telling others what to do.

7 – Work fascinates you – you can sit and watch it for hours.

6 – You like “sweating the small stuff”, and giving “attention to detail”

5 – Your favourite line is “what would branson do?”

4 – Your Bible is “Rich Dad’s cash flow quadrant”

3 – Your favourite horror writer is Donald Trump

2 – Your breakfast is an orange and a pineapple slice

1 – And the big one, the job getter – You enjoy having people despise you for just doing yo job!!

Once you have these qualities, you are ready to have a 2 week Christmas break!

*bits copied from some book I was perusing!